"Since I've used the ioniser I've been sleeping In! This is a phenomenon in my household. Normally I rise at 4.00am have an hour's walk and start work.

This routine is in total disorder. Although I am totally rested for a Change I’m falling behind with my work load and you're to blame!

So if you can recover from your abject guilt for long enough to organise a copy of the thesis for me I would be very grateful"

Yours in oversleeping,

Dr Sydney Baggs
Chatswood NSW

PS. My wife approved of my changed habit and says it's about time after 40 years.